Ten on Tuesday

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Ten on Tuesday this week is 10 Things You Wish You Knew How To Do. I’m going with the over-the-top approach. I must still be high on Vegas fumes or something.

1. Grow money. My father always said it didn’t grow on trees. I’d sure like to prove him wrong.

2. Make Sarah Palin shut up. I can’t help but listen when she speaks (train wreck analogy) so I wish she would just. shut. up.

3. Make Carrie Prejean go away. Seriously, why is anyone paying any attention to this tool anymore?

4. Time travel. I’d love to go back in time and forward in time and travel around in our own time, too. And I’d like to do it all without having to deal with airport security and buses and planes and trams and everything else that makes traveling a pain in the ass.

5. Find a cure for cancer and all the other horrible ailments in the world. I know too many people who have suffered and died. And I know too many people who grieve because of it. I’d be very happy to put an end to all of this.

6. Establish world peace. Through knitting. We know our power and I bet we could actually do this.

7. End all forms of hypocrisy. I could go on and on about this. But I won’t.

8. Knit in my sleep. This would be multitasking at it’s finest.

9. Sing. Honestly, I can’t carry a tune in a bucket. And yet I’m the one who always knows all the words to songs. It’s a cruel twist of fate.

10. Solve all the world’s problems. Poverty – gone. Hunger – gone. War – gone.

It’s a nice list, don’t you think?

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Comments

  7. says

    You’ve answered that question better than the Miss Texas candidates for Miss America. (They’re typically the one all coached ahead of time to talk about hunger, sick children, and world peace.) Teach those gals to knit, and you would really have something! Heh!

  11. says

    Can I join you? I see we have the same goals. I went out to dinner with a bonafide Very Famous Photographer last week and he got all heavy and asked what is the one thing I wished I could do that I just can’t, and I had to say sing. I wish I’d thought of some of your other answers. Especially # 1, and #2, and…..

  12. Sarah says

    I love your list. I particularly like #2.

    I like #4 too – I’d love to be able to time travel. If you could figure that one out #1 wouldn’t be necessary.

  14. says

    I think I agree with all of them. But I would really like to be able to sing. I don’t want to be able to be famous sing. I just want to be able to carry a tune.

  15. Tracey says

    Great list! I love #3. I saw clips of Carrie Prejean on Larry King and she was talking about how she “meeted” Donald Trump. Seriously? “Meeted”?

  20. says

    Excellent list! But I think that you will have to do something about that annoying testosterone that half the population seems imbued with in order to accomplish #6 and #10. Good luck, though :-)

  21. says

    That IS a great list. No surprise that a few of those made my list too. Maybe if we sing to her then SP would get so scared she’d high tail it back to Alaska. Just an idea.